Yeah I asked Cat to give this a read over way back whent he world cup insident happened but you know I wanted to redo it where it was like the Spork Girls at the World Cup game and using our magic to mess up the team but I never got around to it and well you know she said she liked it so much I decided to put it up...I think in all honestly she was just too nice to tell me she hated it but I'm sure someone will be honest and tell me it sucks I just do these little crappy things to try to practice since I haven't had the motivation to start a long term thing because all my current long term things are all in a box...evil packing...well here it is
Later Time Fix----due to the fact that emotion can not be conveyed through comp screen I want to clear up something:
"...I think in all honestly she was just too nice to tell me she hated it but I'm sure someone will be honest and tell me it sucks"
This was not meant to bash Cat's integrity just say she would be one to shelter the feelings--or at least I think she is that's what the vibes tell me. Also there are people like Games who are extremely honest and will tear my poor little tryst apart and thus I was preparing myself for the ridicule. Cat I am so sorry if I offened you I truley didn't mean to I know how that must have sounded I'm sorry :( I didn't mean to. Man that sounded bitchy...
The place the first class section of an airplane course set to South Korea and the World Cup Stadium
Lum So how are you paying for all this?
Kim Well there’s a very funny explanation to that.
Cat Funny haha or Funny strange?
Kim Both
Cat and Lum look at each other
Kim Okay okay look you know my tech crew Games?
They nod
Kim Well yeah he kinda just happens to have Donald Trumps Credit Card Numbers and well let’s just say he won’t notice if a few thousand dollars just kinda goes missing
Lum So what if we need to by stuff while we’re over there?
Kim digs in her purse and whips out a platinum card and giggles
Kim Like I said he had the number and just kinda threw my name on it so everything is still getting charged to him
Cat Well what if they find out it’s Trump number?
Kim Hey you think I’d put MY name? No way they’ll be looking for someone that doesn’t exist. A Chick in Antarctica
Lum And what about us?
Kim reaches in to her bag of tricks and pulls out three ID cards and two more credit cards
Kim Hey now we are reporters for CNN and are free to move around as we please and as for money here :: throws the cards to the Twins:: We’re set!
Lum You’re good you’re real good
Kim No no let me show you what else the technology manipulator extraordinary Games cooked up for us
:: Whipes out a small box::
Kim As you two know there are video cameras all over the stadium well this little beauty will stop the transmission to anywhere except Games’s personal computer and thus making a nice little home video for us to watch later yet not leaving any evidence that it was us that reeked havoc.
:: Whipes out mini headset:: Then there’s this little thing it’s a translator so we can understand the players because I’m not 100 percent sure what language the Brazil team speaks plus even if it was Spanish you two still wouldn’t know what was going on:: Pulls out a mini gun::
Lastly a memory eraser leaving only enough memories give them nightmares every so often
Cat So now all we have to do is get there?
Kim Yeah but remember it’s a 14 hour flight and a day difference and well jet lag is a bitch
Cat Well sleep up when we get there it’s gonna be on!
14 glorious hours later three knock out ladies posing as reporters walking into the World Cup stadium
Lum How do you know they’ll be here it’s 9 o’ clock at nigh
Kim Well Games called me and said they were there so I’m taking his word for it and besides it may be 9 o’clock PM here but to us it’s 10 in the morning or so so this is probably as awake as we’re going to get
Cat run’s ahead looking for the Brazil Team
Cat growls There they are!
Kim Down girl ! First we need to set up the little black box and such okay? And Remember no killing just scare them allright?
Cat Time for a good old fashion butt kickin’
Catherine pulls out a glass spork yelling “Glass Globe!”
Time pauses once more and Catherine is engulfed in sparkles. Her background is a mirror as the sparkles consume her the mirror shatters and the Glass Guardian is presented The ensemble consisted of a clear heels, a silk skirt with a glittery screen of fabric on the outside, pouches hung from her and a see though peasant shirt with pixie wings with strap shirt under. But now as a little add on she has a bow and arrow (hey if the sailor scouts can upgrade so can we!
Kim pulls out a spork with silver crosses on it. With a swift wave and “Sanctuary Strength!”
With that a time stops and she is surrounded by a white light. In her background there are white feathers. Soon the light wraps around her and forms wings that surround her completely when they open they reveal Cross Wings!
Her outfit consists of white lace up knee high combat boots, a white mini skirt, White choker with a cross, silver bells at the wrists of a white peasant shirt with little angel wings in the back. Now silver bells are slung across her chest and shoulder.
With that time pauses around Lauren as she begins her Pretty Magical Girl Transformation. She is surrounded by red light and roses fill the back ground the light turns into a bud and when it blooms Lauren is now Black Lotus! Attired in black pumps, black mini skirt, Red ribbon in her hair, another around her waist and black peasant shirt with little demon wings. She also now has daggers hanging from her waist on top of her skirt and across her shoulder and chest.
Kim Okay I’m going to fly up there and put this were it’s suppose to go you two get in a spotlightable area. We gotta make an enterance you know ::Wink::
Kim’s wings grow to full size and she flaps up to the control station
Once every one is in position the festivities begin
Witch that the PA system gives a shreek and silence fell on the practicing team
Hear me now Punny Mortals You Have Angered the Great Spork Goddesses! Cat yells shrowded in Darkness floating above the goal. A nice stop light is thrown on her(thanks to Kim still being in the control tower.)
Cat And now you shall pay!!
The team know the end is probably upon them scatter
Cat Reaches into one of her many pouches and threw glass particles high into the air. As they descend on the Brazil team the particles grow into lances and form a cage trapping half the team.
The other half of the team runs toward the exit where Lum is sitting legs crossed waiting. Flames appear in front of the exit and a spotligh hits Lum
Not thinking of running out on out little party are you? Lum sneers then takes flight using her ribbon as a whip to round up the players.
Kim now flies down and laughs sitting on top of the cage as Cat pokes at the team with her arrows. Lum is now throwing daggers at the team as they run from her screaming.
Don’t you want in on it? Cat asks poking
Kim No I got you hear and now I’m making sure you don’t kill them I have no grudge to alleviate So you want to take care of those three guys you mentioned earlier?
Cat Sure
Kim rings one of the bells on her strap and then puts her hand through the top of the cage and pulls out one of the players
Kim There’s Ronaldo. What are you going to do?
Cat flutters up on to the cage and pushes Ronaldo off
Cat Run
Ronaldo What?
Cat draws an arrow and takes aim
Cat: run
Ronaldo takes off in a sprint
Cat pulls back on the bow and targets to her satisfaction
Kim rings a bell on her sleeve and the ground beneath Ronaldo’s feet shutters making him fall and the arrow sails over him.
Kim Too bad
Kim flies out to get him and puts him back in the cage
Cat You cheated
Kim Like I said we’re here to have some fun with them not kill them okay
Kim flies to Lum who now has the other half of the team in a ring of fire and is throwing daggers at them.
Kim Lum that’s not fair they don’t have a chance like that
Lum Who said I wanted to make it fair?
Kim come on give them a sporting chance
Kim flies in and pulls out Rivaldo
Kim Here We’ll stand him up against the wall and you can throw daggers at him how’s that?
Kim sit above Rivaldo’s appointed spot
Lum takes aim at Rivaldo’s heart and throws Kim rings a different bell and a wind kicks up making the dagger hit just to the side of Rivaldo’s chest.
Lum looks hatefully at Kim
Kim Fun not death Lum scare him not kill him.
With that Kim places Rivaldo back in the ring of fire.
Kim Last one Ronaldinho who wants him?
Cat and Lum look at Kim like she’d insane
Kim No takers very well please release the team
With that Cat and Lauren snap their fingers and the team is free. Then placed under an enchanted sleep with their memories slowly fading. Kim go the box and flew to where they had come in turning back into a posser reporter.
Cat and Lum fly down and change back as well looking sad and dejected.
Kim you know the ideals of the sanctuary I couldn’t let you kill them and besides you’d regret it later
Cat and Lum nod still sullen faced
Kim but hey I know how to make it up to you
Cat and Lum look up
Kim I know of a 6 story building with nothing but electronics near the army post and well Japan is right close and hey it’s not our money so let’s role! After paying a small visit to Kahn so Cat can get an autograph or something
Cat and Lum now look happy and with that they begin there journey of shopping without discretion.
The End
Later Time Fix----due to the fact that emotion can not be conveyed through comp screen I want to clear up something:
"...I think in all honestly she was just too nice to tell me she hated it but I'm sure someone will be honest and tell me it sucks"
This was not meant to bash Cat's integrity just say she would be one to shelter the feelings--or at least I think she is that's what the vibes tell me. Also there are people like Games who are extremely honest and will tear my poor little tryst apart and thus I was preparing myself for the ridicule. Cat I am so sorry if I offened you I truley didn't mean to I know how that must have sounded I'm sorry :( I didn't mean to. Man that sounded bitchy...
The place the first class section of an airplane course set to South Korea and the World Cup Stadium
Lum So how are you paying for all this?
Kim Well there’s a very funny explanation to that.
Cat Funny haha or Funny strange?
Kim Both
Cat and Lum look at each other
Kim Okay okay look you know my tech crew Games?
They nod
Kim Well yeah he kinda just happens to have Donald Trumps Credit Card Numbers and well let’s just say he won’t notice if a few thousand dollars just kinda goes missing
Lum So what if we need to by stuff while we’re over there?
Kim digs in her purse and whips out a platinum card and giggles
Kim Like I said he had the number and just kinda threw my name on it so everything is still getting charged to him
Cat Well what if they find out it’s Trump number?
Kim Hey you think I’d put MY name? No way they’ll be looking for someone that doesn’t exist. A Chick in Antarctica
Lum And what about us?
Kim reaches in to her bag of tricks and pulls out three ID cards and two more credit cards
Kim Hey now we are reporters for CNN and are free to move around as we please and as for money here :: throws the cards to the Twins:: We’re set!
Lum You’re good you’re real good
Kim No no let me show you what else the technology manipulator extraordinary Games cooked up for us
:: Whipes out a small box::
Kim As you two know there are video cameras all over the stadium well this little beauty will stop the transmission to anywhere except Games’s personal computer and thus making a nice little home video for us to watch later yet not leaving any evidence that it was us that reeked havoc.
:: Whipes out mini headset:: Then there’s this little thing it’s a translator so we can understand the players because I’m not 100 percent sure what language the Brazil team speaks plus even if it was Spanish you two still wouldn’t know what was going on:: Pulls out a mini gun::
Lastly a memory eraser leaving only enough memories give them nightmares every so often
Cat So now all we have to do is get there?
Kim Yeah but remember it’s a 14 hour flight and a day difference and well jet lag is a bitch
Cat Well sleep up when we get there it’s gonna be on!
14 glorious hours later three knock out ladies posing as reporters walking into the World Cup stadium
Lum How do you know they’ll be here it’s 9 o’ clock at nigh
Kim Well Games called me and said they were there so I’m taking his word for it and besides it may be 9 o’clock PM here but to us it’s 10 in the morning or so so this is probably as awake as we’re going to get
Cat run’s ahead looking for the Brazil Team
Cat growls There they are!
Kim Down girl ! First we need to set up the little black box and such okay? And Remember no killing just scare them allright?
Cat Time for a good old fashion butt kickin’
Catherine pulls out a glass spork yelling “Glass Globe!”
Time pauses once more and Catherine is engulfed in sparkles. Her background is a mirror as the sparkles consume her the mirror shatters and the Glass Guardian is presented The ensemble consisted of a clear heels, a silk skirt with a glittery screen of fabric on the outside, pouches hung from her and a see though peasant shirt with pixie wings with strap shirt under. But now as a little add on she has a bow and arrow (hey if the sailor scouts can upgrade so can we!
Kim pulls out a spork with silver crosses on it. With a swift wave and “Sanctuary Strength!”
With that a time stops and she is surrounded by a white light. In her background there are white feathers. Soon the light wraps around her and forms wings that surround her completely when they open they reveal Cross Wings!
Her outfit consists of white lace up knee high combat boots, a white mini skirt, White choker with a cross, silver bells at the wrists of a white peasant shirt with little angel wings in the back. Now silver bells are slung across her chest and shoulder.
With that time pauses around Lauren as she begins her Pretty Magical Girl Transformation. She is surrounded by red light and roses fill the back ground the light turns into a bud and when it blooms Lauren is now Black Lotus! Attired in black pumps, black mini skirt, Red ribbon in her hair, another around her waist and black peasant shirt with little demon wings. She also now has daggers hanging from her waist on top of her skirt and across her shoulder and chest.
Kim Okay I’m going to fly up there and put this were it’s suppose to go you two get in a spotlightable area. We gotta make an enterance you know ::Wink::
Kim’s wings grow to full size and she flaps up to the control station
Once every one is in position the festivities begin
Witch that the PA system gives a shreek and silence fell on the practicing team
Hear me now Punny Mortals You Have Angered the Great Spork Goddesses! Cat yells shrowded in Darkness floating above the goal. A nice stop light is thrown on her(thanks to Kim still being in the control tower.)
Cat And now you shall pay!!
The team know the end is probably upon them scatter
Cat Reaches into one of her many pouches and threw glass particles high into the air. As they descend on the Brazil team the particles grow into lances and form a cage trapping half the team.
The other half of the team runs toward the exit where Lum is sitting legs crossed waiting. Flames appear in front of the exit and a spotligh hits Lum
Not thinking of running out on out little party are you? Lum sneers then takes flight using her ribbon as a whip to round up the players.
Kim now flies down and laughs sitting on top of the cage as Cat pokes at the team with her arrows. Lum is now throwing daggers at the team as they run from her screaming.
Don’t you want in on it? Cat asks poking
Kim No I got you hear and now I’m making sure you don’t kill them I have no grudge to alleviate So you want to take care of those three guys you mentioned earlier?
Cat Sure
Kim rings one of the bells on her strap and then puts her hand through the top of the cage and pulls out one of the players
Kim There’s Ronaldo. What are you going to do?
Cat flutters up on to the cage and pushes Ronaldo off
Cat Run
Ronaldo What?
Cat draws an arrow and takes aim
Cat: run
Ronaldo takes off in a sprint
Cat pulls back on the bow and targets to her satisfaction
Kim rings a bell on her sleeve and the ground beneath Ronaldo’s feet shutters making him fall and the arrow sails over him.
Kim Too bad
Kim flies out to get him and puts him back in the cage
Cat You cheated
Kim Like I said we’re here to have some fun with them not kill them okay
Kim flies to Lum who now has the other half of the team in a ring of fire and is throwing daggers at them.
Kim Lum that’s not fair they don’t have a chance like that
Lum Who said I wanted to make it fair?
Kim come on give them a sporting chance
Kim flies in and pulls out Rivaldo
Kim Here We’ll stand him up against the wall and you can throw daggers at him how’s that?
Kim sit above Rivaldo’s appointed spot
Lum takes aim at Rivaldo’s heart and throws Kim rings a different bell and a wind kicks up making the dagger hit just to the side of Rivaldo’s chest.
Lum looks hatefully at Kim
Kim Fun not death Lum scare him not kill him.
With that Kim places Rivaldo back in the ring of fire.
Kim Last one Ronaldinho who wants him?
Cat and Lum look at Kim like she’d insane
Kim No takers very well please release the team
With that Cat and Lauren snap their fingers and the team is free. Then placed under an enchanted sleep with their memories slowly fading. Kim go the box and flew to where they had come in turning back into a posser reporter.
Cat and Lum fly down and change back as well looking sad and dejected.
Kim you know the ideals of the sanctuary I couldn’t let you kill them and besides you’d regret it later
Cat and Lum nod still sullen faced
Kim but hey I know how to make it up to you
Cat and Lum look up
Kim I know of a 6 story building with nothing but electronics near the army post and well Japan is right close and hey it’s not our money so let’s role! After paying a small visit to Kahn so Cat can get an autograph or something
Cat and Lum now look happy and with that they begin there journey of shopping without discretion.
The End
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